Hahahhaha!!!!
Okay, let me tell you a stooory.
Our phonebill came yesterday. For some reason that we all didn't understand, it had constant, CONSTANT calls to Longbeach California. I was like 'wtf, I don't know anyone from there..', nor did any of us. We didn't get it and tried to figure it out. "When were the calls made?" "Well, there are some on the weekend, a lot during the week.." "Well that doesn't make much sense... If it was me, I wouldn't be calling during school...."
Just this morning it occurred to me.
'oh shit.. you must be kidding..'
We actually called the company to try to figure out what the hell was up with the phonebill.... The lady said she hadn't seen anything like it in ten years.
When mom told me this morning that they said it's untrackable, a cellphone, and when I recognized the last four numbers of the telephone number... and that when you call, music plays.... I went 'oooh shit, you're kidding?!'
"Call the number again" I said to her, and she handed me the phone.
I turn bright red.
Wess' cellphone.
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Now let me show you the phonebill... Thing is, I've made sure that Wess calls me too most of the time, so my parents won't kill me for calling him so much long-distance.
My mom will never, ever, stop teasing me about this one........
"hahhaaha, I have a teenager!! And she said she hadn't seen anything like it in TEN years, *continues laughing*"
"oh shut up.... -__-;;;; Maaan.. it was over a good month.. it adds up, "
"You've gotta save that phonebill Tanya, you'll look back on it and laugh"
"Yeah... my first boyfriend.. and how obsessed I was..."
Okay okay I'll show you it..... ......
The calls start on February 12th.....
Time to list.
Feb. 12- 2:58 PM. Message machine. 2 minutes
Feb. 13- 10:31 AM. Message machine. 2 minutes
Feb. 13- 2:08 PM. Call. 117 minutes.
Feb. 14- 3:11 PM. Message machine. 2 minutes
Feb. 14- 4:52 PM. Call. 29 minutes.
Feb. 14- 7:43 PM. Message machine. 3 minutes
Feb. 15- 3:03 PM. Message machine. 2 minutes
Feb. 15- 4:26 PM. Hang up. 1 minute
Feb. 15- 4:32 PM. Hang up. 1 minute
Feb. 15- 4:51 PM. Hang up. 1 minute
Feb. 15- 5:24 PM. Message machine. 2 minutes
Feb. 15- 7:15 PM. Hang up. 1 minute
Feb. 16- 7:02 AM. (too lazy to fill out, I'll only show real calls)
Feb. 16- 3:01 PM.
Feb. 16- 7:58 PM.
Feb. 16- 8:03 PM.
Feb. 18- 12:07 AM.
Feb. 18- 11:03 AM. 45 minutes.
Feb. 19- 6:43 PM.
Feb. 19- 8:29 PM.
Feb. 19- 9:53 PM.
Feb. 20- 5:49 PM.
Feb. 20- 5:58 PM.
Feb. 20- 6:03 PM.
Feb. 20- 6:04 PM.
Feb. 20- 6:14 PM.
Feb. 20- 6:35 PM. 15 minutes.
Feb. 20- 6:51 PM. 16 minutes.
Feb. 20- 7:08 PM.
Feb. 22- 4:01 PM.
Feb. 22- 8:16 PM.
Feb. 22- 11:37 PM.
Feb. 23- 12:21 AM.
Feb. 23- 12:25 PM.
Feb. 23- 12:26 PM.
Feb. 23- 12:27 PM.
Feb. 23- 11:44 PM.
... continues.
I made 65 calls to Wess' cellphone between February 12th and March 9th.
Hahahaha...
Oh god. XD
Why I didn't recognize Wess' number immediately when I saw it on the bill was, I haven't called his cell in a long time. Why? Because in South Carolina, there's no signal. So he can't answer it.
*laughs and shakes head slowly*
I blame Wess for never answering his phone. I have to call like three times to get him to answer it. Which is why I called so many damned times for only 1 minute.
But this is so funny... So I'm calling Wess to tell him the story... Hahaha.
Go me.
He's the only person I call. I don't call anyone else, ever. Pity it's longdistance.
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