Saturday, February 04, 2006

A Brutally Honest Personal Ad

5’ 8’’ 15 year old moody caucasian female seeking sensitive, cute, cuddly male who feels more worthless than she, or anyone who can deal with her damaging personality
-is nervous, anti-social, clingy, full of assumptions, and is easily confused
-enjoys looking freakish, spending hours on the computer writing angsty poetry, playing video games, listening to music that you’ve never heard of
-is easily made jealous, but will appreciate the smallest signs of affection
-obsessed with hot chocolate, needs a hug more than twice a day, is childish in many ways, sleeps more than twelve hours when given the chance, is paranoid, and easily frightened.
can be reached at goldengirl12@comcast.net
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Wrote that.. February 13th 2005, so just before I turned 15 actually
let me add to that.

-extremely insecure and demands constant reminders of how much you love her
-takes things too personally
-very sheltered, doesn't know who Sir Elton John is
-picky and will not eat foods that look gross
-afraid of spiders and the dark, requiring the following:
the immediate removal, by cup, of a spider, no matter how tedious... she will not sleep
to be guided through all dark rooms, or be assisted in turning on the lights
-does not plan on driving
-does not party
-afraid of crowds and prone to headaches and irritability
-hopelessly romantic
-easily hurt, extremely sensitive
-undesirably unfeminine
-easily gets lost
-refuses to go anywhere alone, or split up in a public place



Tadaa..!

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